Monday, February 6, 2012


Linnea Craven
Creative Writing
Epic Fairytale

Puss In Boots*

Far Far away in a land where princesses marry beasts, there was a maiden named Belle. She fell in love with a beast that had a spell casted on him because he was a conceited self- centered prince. He would turn back if he learned to love someone and received love in return. He turned back, they got married and had a daughter named Snow White. She was like any other girl who had a passion for fairy-tales. Every night she had her mother Belle, tell the story of how she met and fell in love with her husband. The story was the Princess & Frog. They were her favorite stories of them all.
Belle: …Half way into the story) “ so the princess learned to love the frog and they shared that one special kiss & they both turned back, the end.”
Snow White: Mommy, that was my favorite story ever! When I grow up, I want to marry a beast that’s nice like Daddy.
Belle: Good Night my sweet child, you will rest well. (Kisses her on the cheek)
20 years later….
Shrek Comes Home)
Snow-White: Hey baby, where were you?
Shrek: Hey honey, I was with puss in boots. We were hanging out in the woods, and the weirdest thing happened. Puss in boots could have sworn some blonde was following us.
Snow-White: well you know Puss in Boots that imaginative mind of his…
Shrek: Hmm okay, so where you headed to?
Snow-White: Going to the woods to get our daily supply of apples.
Shrek: Be safe, I love you.
Snow-White: I love you to and I will be safe.

(Walks into the woods and picks out apples)
(Sleeping Beauty corners her up to a tree)

Snow-White: Oh no! What do you want? Please don’t hurt me!
Sleeping Beauty: YOU MARRIED THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!
Snow-White: You mean Shrek? You better stay away from him!
Sleeping Beauty: NO, He is my love at first sight.
Snow White: That was you stalking him in the woods?
Sleeping Beauty: I was not stalking any one.  I was just following my true love.
Snow White: Ok, Ok, Ok, I will make you a deal. My mother used to tell me the story of the princess and frog when I was younger. She told me if you find the frog who is also a prince; he will reveal your true love. If it is Shrek then I will back off.
Sleeping Beauty: Okay! It will be him I know it will!
Snow White: slow down sleepy. You have to kiss the frog for your true love to be revealed.
Sleeping Beauty: I have to kiss a frog? EWW!
Snow White: Yeah that’s what it takes, if you want Shrek for yourself.
Sleeping Beauty: (Thinks for a few seconds) Fine if it means getting my man than so it be. Now, tell me where I can find this frog.
Snow White: Go to the magic pond to the next to the uh..um..next to the….Yo Puss & Boots help me out here.
*Puss in Boots Enters*
Puss & Boots: the pond next to the three largest oak trees in the forest. About 5 minutes from the pat
Sleeping Beauty: ok, I will go get my man! You will see that Shrek is my true love!
*Sleeping Beauty runs off, Snow White & Puss In Boots exit the opposite side*
*Sleeping Beauty reenters to see the pond with one lone frog sitting on a lily pad*
Sleeping Beauty: There he is! Mr. Frog. Can you help me please? I need to find my true love.
Frog: Huh? What are you? Oh a princess! How perfect the princess has found me for once! How can I help you princess?
Sleeping Beauty: I need to kiss you so my true love will be revealed, please kiss me?
Frog: Woah way to be forward about it…okay I’ve got nothing to lose!
Sleeping Beauty: Oh thank you!
*Sleeping Beauty kisses the frog*
*Lights flash and the princess is replaced by a frog. She has now turned into a frog and is sitting next to the frog by the pond.
Frog: Ugh this is the 3rd time this happened. Oh well.
*Frog hops off stage*
Sleeping Beauty: what happened to me?
Sleeping Beauty: SNOW WHITE! My true love was not revealed. What have you done to me?
Snow White: kissing the frog didn’t reveal your true love?  I must have gotten the story wrong.
*Snow White & Shrek laugh and exit holding hands*
Sleeping Beauty: SNOWWHITE! YOU WITCH! Ugh get back here and change me back right now!
Puss in Boots: after struggling for an hour to chase after her Snow White and her oger husband she finally gave up and returned to the pond, where she met a nice frog who she then moved in with an eventually lived and shared one more kiss and changed back to a princess and lived happily together. As for Snow White and Shrek the couple returned home together and continued to live the rest of their lives together happily ever after.
THE END!